-Adam is pissed that Paula double-crossed him. Deal with being the villain. You’ve got the ace up your sleeve and his name is CT. I’d be loving every minute of my life as long as I’m winning. CT could drag and out of shape dude like me to the finish line.
-Mike is nervous. But funny. And now we have CT vs. the man who isn’t scared of him…Leroy. I’m guessing this will be a little anti-climactic.
-Right now CT and Adam have the lead on Leroy and Mike. Mike is having some trouble with this and so is Adam. Adam is underrated as an athlete on these challenges. Did you see the way he saved himself from falling over? That was pretty impressive. He’s always good for something like that on these shows.
-CT and Adam are the team to beat as usual. I’m guessing they are staying out of the JUNGLE.
-Katelynn is a competitor! Such a competitor…look at how she just attacks those hammocks. She has absolutely no fear whatsoever. If I was picking a team I would definitely make her my first pick. And not first pick of the girls, I’m talking about first pick overall. Before Kenny, before Landon, before Miz, before Wes. Before everyone. She is an animal that cannot be tamed.
-These two teams might still be doing this challenge in Costa Rica right now. They are moving hella slow trying to get across these hammocks. Katelynn and Sarah DQ due to Katelynn’s superior competitiveness. It was just too much and not fair to everyone else. Followed shortly by Jenn and Mandi falling off their hammocks and DQing.
-Famous last words Kenny. You’re DQing. Especially when you almost fall off the first hammock. My man-crush on Kenny is still there. I don’t care that he has yet to perform to his abilities on this challenge. You da man Kenny! I don’t care that Kenny and Wes are a shoo-in for the JUNGLE this week.
-Brandon and Ty trying to make it through. Those two are going to the JUNGLE if they don’t win.
-CT and Adam will be friends when they win that grand prize. Calling it now.
-Thanks for playing Jonna and Jasmine. That was record time. Now we know why that afro was so large…she keeps getting it wet. That head of hair looks like a chia pet.
-Laurel and Cara Maria are making mincemeat of this challenge. If these two can get it together mentally, there is no stopping them.
-Final pairs of dudes. These guys are going to be going all out so CT and Adam don’t win. My money is on CT and Adam. But Tyler is impressed at how they’re working, so maybe THAT will be the difference. Evan and Nehemiah are moving along pretty fast. Evan is sure they won. So that means they didn’t win.
-Paula and Ev playing for $2k at this point. As soon as I type that Paula is hanging like a monkey and will drop like a stone. Quitters never win Paula. Thanks for playing. This will be your 32nd challenge you don’t win.
-None of the girls finished the challenge in time so none of them get the money. That is amazing. And no one is better at delivering that news than TJ Lavin. He is the best.
-Wow…Nehemiah and Evan won, but are DQ’d. I thought for sure CT and Adam would win. Everyone got a little scared for a brief moment that CT and Adam won, but Johnny and Tyler won on a technicality. Kenny and Wes are going back to the JUNGLE though.
-Wes is talking sh*t about Kenny. He’s lucky he’s not sitting here in front of me so I could stand up for my main man. And by stand up for him I mean keep my mouth shut since Wes would probably give me about seven black eyes.
-Kenny is talking about losing his mojo. This is reminding me of when the Miz went home early on Battle of the Sexes 2 and was never seen again. At least on these shows. He wound up the World Champion in wrasslin’. But challenges, never heard from again. Kenny is blaming it on Wes and I’m inclined to agree. The guy is like a black cat underneath a ladder.
-Wes has no problem sending Evan and Nehemiah against CT, but he won’t go himself. What a coward. This is why I hate Wes. He is so transparent. If you’re so amazing, why don’t you do your own dirty work?
