Written by:
Kasey Taylor
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Welcome back everyone. We are getting down to the end. Once we get past this drama-fest where CT tells everyone to get off of him before he starts crushing skulls and eating them, we will have the final mens JUNGLE. I can assure you nothing will happen with this little blowup. This is a final grasp by Johnny Backpacks and Tyler to set off CT and try to sneak into the final. It won’t work. Judging by clips of that final JUNGLE and the flying helmets, it’s going to be a long day for Backpacks and Tyler. They flew under the radar for so long and now they have to finally face elimination.
This episode I expect drama at the bar, commercial break, fallout from aforementioned drama at the bar into the JUNGLE, commercial break, a crushed skull, and all you can eat buffet, some celebration of the final teams, some commercial breaks and leaving us hanging until next week when we see the immense final challenge where CT and Adam and Ev and Paula claim their winning prizes. I could be all wrong on this though. On with the recap…
-Johnny is basically just trying to get CT to hit him or get violent. That’s what a chicken Johnny is. CT does some shouting and then he stands up for Adam. It looks like we could be have some sentimental moments between CT and Adam. Adam brings up all the stuff that CT did to him as we take the walk down memory lane. I had forgotten how much I hate Adam. I enjoy the pouring of whatever that was on his head. Remembering how many times CT has bullied him, Adam isn’t buying the sentimentality. All Adam wants is the money. And an intact skull.
-Laurel brings super-hungover CT some fruit and a roll and some coffee. Way to go above and beyond here Laurel. Mandi would have cooked. CT says this is the best coffee he has ever had. I think he just really really really wants to get laid again before he leaves Argentina.
-Adam wants to win so he can have more time with Jenn. He needs those two extra days to get obliterated because she doesn’t feel the same way he feels about her. Smart move there Adam. Then on cue, like the praying mantis she is, she talks about how Adam is someone you can fall in love with, but wants to keep her alliance and have Johnny and Tyler come back.
-On that note, what good does the alliance do you at this point? You’re already in the final…unless these people split the money they win at the end, which I wouldn’t put it past someone like Jenn considering she’s never won anything.
-Laurel is putting on CT’s shirt after he was rooting for Jonna and Jasmine against Laurel a couple of weeks ago. Short memories in this game. Or CT is really good in bed. Or he said he would crush her skull and eat it. The possibilities are endless.
-Johnny Backpacks makes a good point. Going home last is almost as bad as going home first. You don’t want to put in all this time and sneakiness only to go home before you can cash a check. Tyler is feeling confident, but I think he forgot he has to go against CT and Adam.
-Slow motion shots. That’s how we know it’s intense. And I just saw that clothesline tackle, so I know it’s intense. CT is chomping at the bit like Hannibal Lecter again. He may break bones, he may kill. I can’t wait. If there is a JUNGLE designed for CT it is this one.
-Johnny wants retribution against CT. He won’t get it. Adam is right, it is about speed which he has. And he has that 6’4 enforcer waiting to annihilate Johnny and Tyler. You will keep the Johnny Backpacks nickname for a long, long time my (not really) friend.
-Tyler makes a huge mistake and grabs Johnny’s ball. Adam makes the same mistake. And then Adam makes the same mistake again. If he’s not careful CT is going to truck him instead of Johnny and Tyler. I hope the team can overcome this mental gaffe.
-Tyler almost just went into the dirt wall courtesy of CT. That was amazing. I don’t think he’s recovered yet. I’m surprised the dirt didn’t just crumble all over him. But this match is way closer than I thought it would be. CT is dragging Adam to the finish line. He hipchecked Tyler one more time for good measure but Tyler is neck and neck with Adam at the finish line.
-After the commercial break, we rewind a little bit to where we were. CT is dragging his partner. Tyler keeps bobbling his ball. I can’t believe I just witnessed that. CT and Adam lost. I have to type that again. CT and Adam lost. What the hell did I just see? I feel so bad for CT. The guy just can’t catch a break. I have to admit it, I fell for the editing. I thought for sure those guys would win.
-Johnny is doing a little Heath Ledger to Tyler’s Jake Gyllenhaal. These two are having a very emotional moment and we should just leave them alone.
