-Double oh no…Ty the drunk is about to fight Adam R. the drunk. This can only end one way…AMAZING. And probably some broken glass.
-Maybe Nehemiah can tell Leroy about his orthodontist. Those chompers are crooked. Looks like piano keys.
-So after an initial separation of Ty and Adam R, Round 2 is coming soon. Adam just hit Ty. Does this mean he is going home? Please say no. Mandi also just got up close and personal with the floor. This could be bad.
-First strike. Not impressed. Please don’t send this kid home. He is the new CT. And he’s from New England. Did they clone CT? Oh no, the producers are here. It was fun while you were here buddy. No matter what, you can’t hit someone on these shows or else you’re going home. At least try and get a good shot in. Leroy is trying to talk some sense in to him in a life coach sort of way. I’m guessing Adam didn’t hear any of it. He is probably thinking about who he is going to sleep with on the airplane back home.
-Mandi is in the ambulance. She looks just as dazed as she always does. They offer to take her to the hospital, but she declines. What a faker. She was probably just trying to get attention from the guys. Now she’s talking to CT. CT and Mandi are definitely going to bone before this thing is over. But he just made fun of the size of her head. But don’t discount the fact that CT needs to breed.
-Montage of going to the JUNGLE. Packing the bags is always intense. Intense packing action.
-Before we get started at the JUNGLE, TJ lets us know Adam R. has gone home and Leroy is without a partner. They make it look like he’s going home too, but the ol’ switcheroo comes into play. Leroy is actually not going home. They brought in Mike from his season. Mike and Leroy are best friends. This is not what the show is about. Doesn’t matter because they’ll be going home soon anyway. Mike seems about as athletic as a 12 year old overweight girl.
-Tonight’s game is called Hand’s on. I’d like to put my hands on Sarah. They have to balance on a plank while holding on to their partner. Then TJ will separate the space further making it harder to balance while holding on. Why couldn’t this involve smashing each other?
-Robin is talking about strategy. She should talk never. Weep for her son. Or pray that some rich dude comes into her life and gets her a nanny.
-So they have to stand on this thing while it goes in separate directions. This is an endurance test obviously. I’m not impressed. I’m a little let down by this challenge. I guess it’s tough because it is wet. Paula and Ev win to send Aneesa and Robin home. Needless to say Robin screwed it up and fell off her plank. Or maybe Aneesa pulled her off. I don’t care. The good news is Robin you will see your son very soon. And we got a “you killed it!” TJ is all the way back.
-CT trying to talk to Kenny and Wes about his strategy of sending them to the JUNGLE every time they don’t win a challenge. I think it’s a sound strategy, but CT is his own worst enemy and will find a way to screw it up. Plus, this isn’t the Duel, he still has to carry Adam around. He won’t be able to win it by himself. And he has to be one of the worst losers known to man.
-This season looks to be amazing with many more fights, times of yelling, girl on girl hookups, and a smorgasbord of other greatness. On a scale of 1 to 10, my excitement level is at a solid 14. See you all back here next week.
Kasey
