-Ooh, scary. Heights. Someone will chicken out and cry. Someone always does. I’m just not one of those people who are afraid of heights. So this challenge is who can jump the farthest. You can’t cross the line and whoever jumps the furthest wins. INTENSE! Yes it’s a big waterfall, but you are strapped in to a harness. Get over it. Girls winners get to stay out of elimination, guys winners get $2k. That’ll last you until the next speaking engagement. Or at least make that past due car payment.
-Everyone is jumping over the line. How stupid are these people? It’s clearly there. I understand why one person would jump over the line, but that was like 5-7 teams in a row. But maybe they’re afraid of doing what David and Tyrie just did. Jump like a pair of people who had their legs amputated below the knee. That was just a pitiful showing. But at least they didn’t DQ.
-I think CT and Adam just won $2k. That was pretty amazing. CT is excited. Why hasn’t CT gotten involved with mixed martial arts yet? Is it just me or would he be champion of the world almost immediately. I saw him in person one time and he is a legit 6’4 and 220 lbs. Maybe he doesn’t do it because he’d have to give up smoking.
-Clear that bitch Adam. Make that plank your bitch Leroy. What these guys don’t have high school diplomas? I am shocked! And you don’t need it when you can jump real far like these two. And they won. Nice job rooks. They tied with CT and Adam, but they finished the challenge in the least amount of time.
-And the girl rooks Jonna and Jasmine win too. They beat out Robin and Aneesa on time as well. I have a feeling that will be the last thing Jonna and Jasmine win. Deliberating on who goes into the JUNGLE should be interesting since they can’t throw the rookies to the slaughter. Now it’s down to EV and Paula vs. Cara Maria and Laurel to go to the JUNGLE. Ev and Paula are going to the Jungle. This should be amazing. My least favorite female competitor (Ev) and the least valuable female competitor (Paula) could be going home real early.
-Oh no. Aneesa sees that Laurel is staging a coup to send her and Robin in. And now the arguments are beginning. Robin and Aneesa are fighting for their life. And now Katelynn the former dude is giving her(his) two cents. This is something I have a problem with. I know Katelynn is transgender and taking pills to more feminize herself, but she is built like a man. She should have a major advantage. It is totally unfair that she gets to compete as a woman. I guess since she’s such a stringbean no one raises a ruckus about it.
-Now comes the deliberation. They have 20 minutes. Robin is talking. I don’t think she knows it, but she is. Is Robin perpetually drunk or is it a side product of being drunk through her entire 20s? I honestly have no idea what she just said. She needs Aneesa to actually form some coherent thoughts to save their asses or else they are going to the JUNGLE.
-Aneesa just threw Laurel and Cara Maria under the bus. Leave it to Aneesa to start some sh*t in order to get her ass out of the elimination round. But it looks like it’s not working. Everyone is voting for Robin and Aneesa. Robin and Aneesa are going to the JUNGLE to face Ev and Paula. And now Aneesa is complaining. Maybe if she got in shape she wouldn’t have these problems.
-Robin is crying. Weird. It isn’t a challenge season until Robin is crying about something. And now she has made record time. She says she is here for her kid. How about you be at home for your kid. It’s extremely hard she says to be away from her son. How about getting a job and seeing him every night? That could help. And then you wouldn’t miss your son so much.
-PARTY TIME! Everyone is drinking. Body shots on Mandi…who may or may not be a robot. Tyrie trying to mack on Jasmine. She has a boyfriend. She will cheat on aforementioned boyfriend. Vegas has laid the odds at 9-2. And she just kissed Tyrie. That was quick. Before I could finish writing this paragraph, she cheated on her boyfriend. Fellas, if you are dating a Real World or Road Rules alumni, just break up before they leave. It’s better that way.
-Oh no, Ty is picking fights with people. This is his schtick. He drinks too much and then starts agitating. Then it’s not fun any more and the mean drunk comes out to play. Then he starts yelling at people and picking fights. One day he could kill someone. I just hope the cameras are rolling when he does. Hell, he almost did it when he knocked that poor kid off the porch in Washington DC.
