-Ty and Brandon are talking strategy to try and save their asses. It’s not going to work. They don’t have enough history on these shows. Instead, Brandon is trying to make some speeches. Sounds great, but you’re still going to the JUNGLE. CT gets it, why doesn’t Brandon?
-Jonna and Jasmine just voted different than everyone else. Could this make a difference? I doubt it. And now they just punched their ticket to go into the next JUNGLE.
-Here is the part of the show where Brandon and Ty think they can win. They talk themselves up and force themselves to believe they can win. Whenever that happens, you know they’re going home. Now the alliance talks about how Jonna and Jasmine will be going in next.
-The drunken partying leaves the house and goes to the bar. Mike is getting violated in so many ways right now. I don’t know about you, but I would not want Paula or her mouth anywhere near my bare body.
-CT is flirting with Mandi a little. And Laurel is drunk and flirting with CT. Mandi has really weird hair. Is that just me? It looks almost like a blonde helmet. Like she’s actually bald underneath there, but puts her helmet on. I have never even see her hair move.
-I don’t see how sleeping with CT is going to be a big mistake for any of these girls. They just want to get laid…is that so bad? I think what Johnny Backpacks is really worried about is Laurel and Mandi switching sides and voting with CT. Cause that means he would actually have to go to an elimination.
-Brandon is talking himself up. This strategy never works. He’s trying to work the elliptical to warm up. We get a recap of how Ty quit in the last elimination. He tries to say he is confident, I don’t buy it. We also get some sweet packing action.
-I refuse to write down what Wes is saying. Let’s just say you can fertilize the lawn with the crap coming
out of his mouth.
-Kenny is trying to psych himself up for the challenge. Everyone is talking him up and giving him advice. We will see what happens soon. Has Kenny gone the way of the Miz? We shall see.
-Here we are at the JUNGLE. I like the look on Kenny’s face. He is locked in. This is his turning point on the show. These guys have to climb up a rope and ring a bell before the other team. We get everyone’s opinion about how they’ll do and then we get started.
-Wow this could be over really fast. Wes and Brandon just buzzed up that rope. Kenny looked like crap. So I guess I was wrong. Good thing for him it’s Wes vs. Brandon in the tiebreaker of this challenge.
-Wes with an early lead. Brandon is too soggy and can’t get up the rope. I gotta hand it to them…they put a little scare into Kenny and Wes. But Kenny and Wes are still victorious, all in thanks to Wes. Wes is carrying Kenny. I think Kenny will come around soon. He better or he’s going home.
-More fertilizer from Wes. I wish I was buff and in shape so I could pick a fight with Wes. Instead I’ll just make fun of what a dork he looks like and dream about the day when I can crush his skull and eat it.
-Ty and Brandon are going home. They are talking about some stuff, but it really isn’t that important. More important is CT talking about how he’s got work to do. Boning both Laurel and Mandi and sending Wes and Kenny home. Sounds like a hard job.
-Wes is putting out the fertilizer again. He’s half right. Right now he’s better than Kenny. Was I wrong about Kenny? Can he get his mojo back? Can he carry that team to victory? Can he solidify his standing as one of the best challenge competitors? Did losing Fresh Meat 2 to Landon knock him out of his game? So many questions that will have to be answered at a later date.
-On the next episode Jasmine goes on the rampage. That’s all we need to know. Until next time, make sure you’re checking out the other recaps on the website including Big Brother and Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Thanks again.
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