-They fall out of their boat and it looks like Sarah might die. Because Katelynn sure isn’t going to save her. But let’s be real here…do you think anyone would ever die on these shows? You wouldn’t see the show if someone died. Whenever there is any sort of scandal that could be detrimental they don’t show it. So don’t fall for the rope-a-dope here.
-She’s alive! Hooray! Still no deaths on the challenges. Despite the previous paragraph, I was worried she was swimming with the fishes. Katelynn looks ridiculous in that kayak. It clearly weighs more than she does. Katelynn is pissed about being the whipping girl. Cry me a river. Or some rapids! Hah, I’m hilarious! Katelynn if you could actually perform Sarah wouldn’t be so mad at you.
-Wes and Kenny take a tumble as well. They started off so well but wound up DQd. Wes is really pissed off. Kenny blames the challenge gods. I don’t know what Kenny’s problem is but they will need to get it together. Don’t go Miz on me Kenny.
-Laurel and Cara Maria look really good. Let’s see if they can hold on and stay out of the JUNGLE. This is definitely a team to beat.
-Johnny Backpacks and Tyler are going for the $2k. Until they decide to go for a dip. Tyler says he smashes his nuts on the rocks. I can only imagine how much that hurts. I winced just watching it.
-Paula and Ev are going last. Ev is feeling confident and they look like they did the best. Sarah and Katelynn are JUNGLE bound for being the only girls team that DQd. Meanwhile, Katelynn is whining about how she is tired of getting dumped on. I say actually perform on something and you will stop getting dumped on. In a past life you were a pencil neck geek. You don’t turn into a warrior overnight.
-Johnny Backpacks and Tyler win again. They get to pick the order again next time and can make the past due electric bill. Or pay for Tyler’s nut reconstruction surgery.
-Sarah and Katelynn are going to the JUNGLE, most likely against Jonna and Jasmine. We will find out who wins after a few words from sponsors…
-What? Jenn and Mandi actually won? This is crazy. Mandi just won her first challenge. And probably her last challenge. Maybe those rapids weren’t that hard for Jenn. I’ve heard some ruckus about Jenn being as bad as Paula on these challenges, but seems to me that Jenn can hold her own. Even without a diesel partner to carry the load.
-Wes is running the house so he says. He probably is at this point. He’s the only male other than CT performing. And you have no idea how much it kills me to admit that. He lets Jonna and Jasmine know that they are going into the JUNGLE. Jasmine is ready, talking the smack, pumping herself up. When she should be packing her bags.
-Jonna and Jasmine voluntarily go to the JUNGLE against Sarah and Katelynn. Ev tells it like it is. This is Sarah and Katelynn’s only chance to come back. Katelynn is talking some psycho-babble without bringing up that she is the single worst competitor on this show since Shauvon. Or maybe Casey. She’s pretty awful.
-Jonna and Jasmine are friends again and ready to come back. Jasmine is coming back with a vengeance if she wins the JUNGLE. Much like a Yorkshire Terrier that barks the loudest but could be punted the furthest. And what does that mean if she comes back with a vengeance? Will she start putting Icy Hot in people’s underwear? Put sardines underneath people’s pillows? Or actually win some challenges?
-Apparently Leroy snores and it killed Adam’s mojo. I would venture to say that Adam has no mojo. I can’t recall him ever hooking up with a woman on these shows. Now I could be wrong on this, but feel free to correct me. Let’s face it, he is shooting for the moon trying to get Jenn. They are not playing in the same league.
-Adam needs to hurry up and get to Jenn’s bed. Instead he is talking it over with Evan. Evan is trying to help him make the right decision. Adam is trying to say he is going to marry her. I’m guessing he hasn’t seen Jenn in action on these shows. I think Jenn is going to be asleep by the time Adam gets there.
-I heard a kissy noise. Good news for Adam. Now Jenn is denying anything happened. She kissed him on the cheek. Nice editing job there. She is not interested at all. Bad news for Adam. Adam is giving the story to the dudes. Jenn is definitely not going to marry Adam. Jenn says she wouldn’t get with Adam unless she was blackout drunk. Now I’m feeling sorry for Adam. Well, not really. Not after he wins all this money at the end of the show with CT.
-TJ just showed up. Something is up. TJ never comes to the house unless it is important. TJ needs one player from each team to go with him. Katelynn and Jasmine are going with him. We don’t know what this means. Katelynn is getting the pep talk from Sarah and TJ doesn’t want to hear it. I don’t want to hear it either Teej. We both know there is nothing that can save Katelynn at this point.
